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Movie Review: Thor Ragnarok

Let’s be honest; after Thor: The Dark World, there was really nowhere to go back up. That ham-fisted depiction of a superhero torn between two worlds held in place by a girl is overdone. If you’re going to do the same story again, you had best do it better, or at least with a modicum […]


Film: Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice wasn’t absolute shite. I don’t know if that’s what DC/Marvel fans want to hear, but it is what it is. In fact, on an overall rating, I’d give it about a 6, 6 and a half out of 10. It inspired in me the same feeling Spectre did last […]

Film: TDKR

I couldn’t find the poster I liked. But this one will definitely do. So Tom Hardy’s accent does not sound fake in this. In fact, I cannot place what it sounds. It was, like, Russian, with a tinge of Middle Easter clipped English slathered with British influences. I dunno what the hell was going on […]

Film Review: Avengers *SQUEALS*

I am a seal. I just watched Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. Words cannot begin to explain. And yet I am still going to write an entire blogpost. I will not put any spoilers, but I will say you MUST go watch this movie. This is the BEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN THIS YEAR. (funny, one […]

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