Oh my I forgot to wear underwear I didn’t forget, I wasn’t going to My poor sister OK they’re in Will I let them touch my leg? Let’s see what happens Will she be surprised at all this vagina? Ugh I’m taking off this mask I can’t breathe Is that the rando we saw walking […]
There is a wild ass baby in my block that starts screaming every night between 1:30 and 2 am like clockwork.
He re-enforced the reminders from my DOM. That consent is continuous and sexy as all hell.
Maybe I want you to come after me so that I don’t feel like I’m the only one here, talking to myself on a cold tin roof. Because I stopped believing in unconditional love a long time ago – I’m incapable of it, so I don’t expect it in return. I’m too impatient. Too sensitive. […]
How much do I hate work emails? Let me count the ways. I hate that little notification That tells me it’s time to man the work station and all that that little beep entails. I hate that I have to keep looking at it and refreshing it all day Sitting in fear and consternation Side […]
When I people watch, I’m usually trying to decide if people are happy. No making up elaborate stories about their inheritances or sex lives, unless they have a super obvious pointer to either, but whether they have contentment. Whether the chubby mother running after her chubby baby really wanted said baby, or if in the […]
You never want to admit to a spark. Sometimes because it’s always scary to admit to feeling to anything that makes you vulnerable. But also because sometimes you shouldn’t be admitting it. You shouldn’t feel the way you feel…even if you haven’t fully described it. Or maybe that’s what everyone says. And everyone knows sparks […]