You shouldn’t hit people. It’s a general rule. You are supposed to play nice and not stab them when you want to, because, thank God, the law states that assault is a crime and where you can potentially go (in Kenya, anyway) is a lot worse than the place you were in when you were […]
She said:You’re not supposed to break up with people on a sunny day. There’s a cardinal law about it, you know. If you must break up with someone, it should be raining, or at least look like it’s going to. You know the type of sky – cloudy. Slate-grey, like you can sketch a chalk […]
Window shopping should be classified under a form of lust. Because that is what it is, no? It’s just walking by glass windows, coveting mightily, all the things your salary won’t let you afford. I am bad at cooking flat things. This includes chapatis (whose disastrous encounters you can read here), pancakes, omelettes…I just can’t […]
With Jay Baruchel, Eric André, Britt Lower, Vanessa Bayer. Don’t like this series.It is showing on FFX or something. I don’t even… Anyway. I don’t usually like stuff that Jay Baruchel is in (This is the End was one of the worst movies I watched last year. Ugh. The beginning and the end – ha […]
(there’s a GOT S4 spoiler at the end of this, so if you haven’t watched it, stop after the first 7)starring the man wit the biggest voice for the smallest frame, Benedict Cumberbatch and Keira Knightley, who, it would seem, is finally growing up. And putting on weight. All win! Now, just a quick ode […]
I saw this book in the street and I simply could not resist buying it for a highly competitive pricing of 50 shillings. I used to read Jenny Colgan in my childhood, and it was like a blast from a romanticized hormone filled past. I don’t know if Miz Colgan writes anymore, but this is […]
So clearly this is review month. Maybe there’s nothing going on in my life. Or maybe I just have a lot of time on my hands now that SB doesn’t have a tyre and for that reason, I can’t seem to feel inspired to leave the house. Whiplash, the movie I was watching at midnight, […]
