I forgot to wear underwear
I didn’t forget, I wasn’t going to
My poor sister
OK they’re in
Will I let them touch my leg?
Let’s see what happens
Will she be surprised at all this vagina?
Ugh I’m taking off this mask
I can’t breathe
Is that the rando we saw walking in hoping for a happy ending?
He looked normal but you never know
Ok ok massaaaaaage
Ok butt crease
Are they used to African butts?
Na kuna mob
Oooh that’s nice
IS MY NECK BEING TAKEN OFF
Should I say it’s painful
Ama – oh ok sawa
OK she’s at my tendon
But there’s an anklet, she can’t ati do a lot
Ok sawa, she can tell
Does she have kids?
Does she teach them her craft? What’s her story?
Vietnamese or Korean?
‘Yeah, that’s fine’
Does she tell them she has to press people’s bums for them to eat so they better stop giving her lip
You gotta have mad muscles for this job, si ndio?
Is she seeing my ka-arm strength? I tore my tendon not my tricep
does she give massages to her friends for birthday gifts? Save the environment, buy less, experience more
Achana na shingo pls pls 😭😭
Ooooh down the back above the crack
Ok time to focus on shoulders and oooooooh
Aaaaaah. Ok. Not bad. Si I said medium strength?
She’s probably so used to bodies like mine. Also I’m in my head, she probably is debating what to have for lunch and if she switched off the oven
Ok, footsies time.
Ayaya this babe will fo sho try to discreetly ask if I want a Brazilian.
Calm down, it was the furries who used to get the whole husband check back in the day.
How can I quit jobs so I can do this all the time
Do I want to do this all the time or do I just not want to work
I just don’t want to work
Or do the deadline that I have
I want to be as free as possible
Like my arm that’s being pulled to the extreme right right now
Are they done?
Oh HOT STONE
Oooooh, nice. Hot. Coz outside is fucking cold bana.
OK back to the leg.
Oh they take the stone to now do all over? Nice.
Ok quad stretch!
Wait we turn over?
He, big Mufasa surprise.
Ok hip rotation! Ah hizi naweza fanya kwa digoloz.
We should tip after, right?
Why don’t the ceilings reach the top? What if I’m a massage moaner?
Ok how did they finish for both of us at exactly the same time?!!