The Tsavo Diaries: Part 2

RATED. See? I have warnings again. 😀 My work ethic is shit, isn’t it. sigh Lol. Anyhue! So I left off after we had seen the volcanic mountain lava thingy at Tsavo West. After that, we went to Mzima Springs. Which was very, very pretty. And had pretty things. 😀 And can apparently supply water […]

CASTING CALL

I am writing a show. Send me your cv and a non-slutty (i.e. one that shows you want to act not model. Not that all models are slutty, of course) picture (i.e. NOT THIS: ) of you so I can see if I want you in it, to theepicherself@yahoo.com. Please remember that I am judgy. […]

Film: Snow White and The Huntsman

So, Snow White, fairest in the land, evil stepmother, dwarfs, poisoned apple, blablabla. You know the drill. The best thing about this movie, the absolute best, is the soundtrack. It’s freaking fantastic. It has been a while since I heard a soundtrack and actually wanted to buy it (and to date, I still never have, […]

Progress

So clearly,that day another post didn’t come. The best laid plans… I have eaten so much raw food in the name of learning how to do this cooking thing. It’s gotten to the point that I overcook everything,because I’d rather have overcooked than raw. The raw eating is not because I take it off the […]

Film: Prometheus

This review may have spoilers. I haven’t decided yet. I will warn you when I do. I am easily convinced to go see movies, especially those that have a hullabaloo preceding them. (ah, marketers. I AM your number one sucker.) So I went over to Sarit (an old and achingly familiar haunt) to see if […]

The Gas Conspiracy

This post has been rated PG-18 because of the mentioning of the word VAGINA, ARSE, and SH** (which, I mean, to be fair, follows, neh?) I’m on a roll! Not of bread, slathered in cheese and tasty avocado chewies, no. But now that you mention it, perhaps that will be my next culinary adventure… Speaking […]

The Onion Conspiracy

So, I am cooking again. There must be a full moon out. looks at hands WHO AM I???!! This is not about what I cooked. (although, if you must know, it’s spaghetti and mince meat) (no, I do NOT always cook spaghetti. It’s just…everytime I blog, I make spaghetti. WHADDAYA WANT FROM ME??!!) It is […]