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thoughts at the hot stone massage

Oh my I forgot to wear underwear I didn’t forget, I wasn’t going to My poor sister OK they’re in Will I let them touch my leg? Let’s see what happens Will she be surprised at all this vagina? Ugh I’m taking off this mask I can’t breathe Is that the rando we saw walking […]


When someone tells you you look like a prostitute, you start to think about the possibility that you are one. You wonder if actual prostitutes ever get told they look like prostitutes. You wonder if they find it offensive. If you are being called something that you are, no matter how derogatory the label (Nazi! […]

The Gas Conspiracy

This post has been rated PG-18 because of the mentioning of the word VAGINA, ARSE, and SH** (which, I mean, to be fair, follows, neh?) I’m on a roll! Not of bread, slathered in cheese and tasty avocado chewies, no. But now that you mention it, perhaps that will be my next culinary adventure… Speaking […]

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