Film: Man of Steel, Star Trek, The Internship

Aki they are already making a part 2 and I don’t like part 1.

Yeah, I said it. I didn’t like Man of Steel…I mean, I liked it, because it is a superhero movie, and I can’t help but like those, but as superhero movies go…nah.

I liked Star Trek Into Darkness better. Yeah. It changed my life. Even The Internship was funny.

Man of Steel was the story of Jesus, basically, and much like the gospels, there wasn’t a lot going on in the character development stages until he hit 33. Forget the Jesus aspect: Why was Superman going around telling Lois he could do things normal people can’t do? Like it’s hard to track him. Are you telling me the US GOVERNMENT can’t find where Superman is from and an ALIEN SHIP LANDED IN HIS MOTHER’S BACKYARD? Ati we can’t tell he is Superman coz he is in glasses (to be fair that’s an old complaint, and it runs across most of my favourite superheroes. Like Batman. Seriously? See even in Green Lantern the chick was like, Jack? Or whatever his name was)?

All I saw from Superman was that he is Superman. Not why he does what he does (other than brainwashing. Well, he is supposedly Jesus). I didn’t relate with his character AT ALL – he is a do-gooding alien. Great. Where is the passion? The deep parent issues (Batman)? The humour (Iron Man)? The humanity? – ati after destroying half a city, all of a sudden he cares about those four peeps about to be zapped by Zod…I felt like they just barely scraped the surface of who I understand to be Superman, probably because they had to insert a scene with him falling through space in the shape Jesus was when he died on the cross. I mean, I was more sympathetic towards his dad and General Zod and that BEAST CHICK who was fighting in the scene that looked like Thor.

I think I am biased against Superman because he is my least favourite superhero (aside from, maybe, Kickass.), and Christopher Nolan (who I can’t stand) was involved in this debacle. Don’t get me wrong. I loved the fight scenes, Amy Adams was much better (and prettier) than I thought she would be, the supporting cast were greeeeat, Henry Cavill has the lantern-jawed thing down pat, but… shrugs

I hope they bring Lex Luthor from Smallville in Man of Steel 2. It gets a 2 and a half.

Funny times! Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn reunite after Wedding Crashers to make a movie about two guys whose jobs have been deemed redundant by digital society. They are jobless and have to start doing jobs like shop assistants in their pervy brother-in-law’s mattress shop until they have the bright idea to apply for an internship at Google.

You can pretty much predict the storyline. But, but, what saves it is that apart from being funnier than Identity Thief (lol) is that there are a lot of laugh-out-loud moments from beginning to end. Wilson and Vaughn are fun together. The supporting cast is fun. They tried to do too much – comedy, romance, teen movie, life-lesson-imparting flick – meaning there are a lot of just outright CHEESY TIRED cliches – but hey. They’re cliches for a reason. Still funny. Gets a 3.

Let me just state here that Star Trek gets a 5. It LITERALLY changed my life (much like Avengers).

Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto, and Zoe Saldana, who is going to be this generation’s Comic Con fantasy, CLEARLY, battle villainry out on the Starship Enterprise in frequent blazes of glory. Chris Pine is excellent in this (he so was not in Unstoppable), and he is funny, and lovable in spite of his flaws (you know. Like humans. Unless you’re…you know. Superman). Zachary Quinto is a perfect Spock (is ZQ ever not a perfect whatever he chooses to be? He’s the gay one, right?) Everyone else is second to them except for Benedict Cumberbatch (as for that…hehe…cumbersome…name) who is simply amahZING as a villain. So good. So excellent! And as if those cool points weren’t already a zillion, dude voices Smaug!!

‘He portrayed Smaug the dragon through voice and motion capture and also provided the motion capture for the Necromancer in Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit trilogy (2012).’ (Wikipedia)

Oh, you want, like, a summary? Stars, advanced universe, bad guy, good guy goes after bad guy, but is bad guy bad guy? Stars, space, COOLNESS!



p.s. I really want to watch Epic.

5 thoughts on “Film: Man of Steel, Star Trek, The Internship

  1. I have to agree Superman was a letdown 🙁 which is particularly sad because I love superhero movies. I think the avengers has ruined me. It was just too good… oh and I'm in love with Ironman and his wit.

  2. I'm so happy to find people who didn't like Man of Steel. What was it, like 13 hours long? And all the pointless fighting!!! What became of story lines.

    I agree, Star Trek was great. Enjoyed every last Imaxed bit of it!

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