Do you ever look back in your life and thank the Lord Jesus that you never slept with all the guys that you could have slept with? Honestly that little voice – or fear – or pastor – or whatever it was that stopped you – was secretly a vessel sent back in time – […]
I really like hotels. What’s there not to like? Someone picks up after you…makes your bed…feeds you at all times of the day…has a pool…also for being fed next to…locks you away from the rest of the world (sightseeing? WHY??) and much as we like to say absolute power corrupts, we want some of that […]
Office crushes are overrated. Especially if they are based on what dress you are wearing. That having been said, my dress today is short and Number 4 noticed. HAHA, that being said, we can call him Alex. (OMG She will be loved by Maroon 5 is playing in my ear. sigh My childhood) Alex hasn’t […]
I don’t think I am going to pay my rent next month. While it is easy to presume that not everyone can be stupid, it is careful to realize that underestimating people’s stupidity often causes blood pressure. Like my landlady. So, I move into this house, tres excited about moving on up from a studio, […]
