I am having the best sex of my life. Yet, I am supposed to be less desirable now? Make it make sense please!
I woke up to you and you fell asleep to me
He re-enforced the reminders from my DOM. That consent is continuous and sexy as all hell.
…or lack thereof. I’m fondly thinking of a time when sex was at my disposal and I could chat up one of my regulars for a week or so before getting regular cooch. Now? That chatup may have to be 6 months, the way the Kenyan government is handling this thing, and we all know […]
My child found my vibrator. “Hii ni nini?” he asked of Rodger, my rabbit. “Ni ya kuhesasize? Nitachukua nifanye nayo up-down.” You didn’t understand the second part? He wanted to exercise with the toy, and execute a number of thrusters, no pun intended. It took everything I had not to burst out laughing. I calmly […]
Are we gonna do new year new things this year, or have we accepted that essentially human beings don’t really change and if you want to you won’t wait until the beginning of a man made calendar to do so?
I like to think of myself as a great traveller. I think my body is the ultimate travelling machine. I have never missed a flight if the factors were within my control (Chicago traffic, screw you). My stomach senses when a food trolley is near, and wakes me up if I’m sleeping. I don’t know […]