I have thought long, and deep and hard, and no, this is not the introduction to the explanation and or fabrication of a tawdry midnight affair between sweaty linen sheets, gripping hands and eager lips. This is no affectation of depth, no philosophical rambling of a soul self-designated to impress No. This is me, impressing […]
Dudes and dudettes,a pearl of wisdom I recently re-learnt. Nothing screams unsexy more than saliva flowing from your lips in a never-ending stream of grossness. I went to the dentist today. The dentist’s chair and I once had a torrid affair,which promptly ended once its sadistic tendencies were noticed by the genius currently writing this […]
