Of Being Lazy

Hey people. I’ve been guestposting a lot. Ok not a lot. A bit. Lol. Here’re the ones: http://www.wamathai.com/2011/04/unspoken-brighten-your-day-the-softa-soda-way/ (courtesy of @wamathai) http://www.frankierants.com/2011/04/guest-post-hate-about-kenyan-media/ (he of @mediamk) http://bikozulu.wordpress.com/2011/03/21/guest-writer/ (the wonderful @bikozulu) Go see. :o) :o) tSN

Justin Timberlake,bitches.

Greenview had a fire today. With any luck,it’s burnt down completely to mere nothingness. Funny is that there’s a fire (hopefully no one got hurt). Hilarious would be if the juice they fed me was incombustible and stood tall amidst the ashes in its ka-mtungi. I’d believe it. I’m on karma’s side,really. And clearly,mind-ninis for […]

You are what you let happen…

This is a not-so-happy fact found in UNICEF’s 2005 report, “Female Genital Mutilation and Cutting. A Statistical Exploration.”Female Genital Mutilation has been inflicted on approximately 130 million girls and young women. In the 28 countries where it is practiced, mostly in Africa, about three million young girls a year can expect the knife – or […]

Why breakups are awkward, 5

Or being dumped/dumping,depending on what’s awkward or not for you… Forget forgetting. What’s even worse is not getting. Your regular booty supply stops. You join the ranks of they who get girls drunk to chips funga/have to actually throw game to get action/blind online dating/going back to old squeezes because adding a number is just […]

Why breakups are awkward, 4

The second-last and last part of this riveting series are going to be rather succinct,as they are pretty much self-explanatory. Breakups are awkward because of forgetting. Now when you hear The Song,you have to stop yourself from going,oh,that’s the song that we…or,that’s the place that we… Not getting excited as you walk next to the […]

Why breakups are awkward, 3

You know,the thing about the end of a relationship is that you begin to question how much of it was true. Did he mean it when he said he’ll love me forever? If forever is a euphemism for a month and a half. How about when she said she only had eyes for me? Not […]

Why breakups are awkward, 2

Now, I realize I leaped ahead of myself by starting with the breakup having already occured. Also awkward is the breakup itself. If you’re the one doing the dumping,where do you do it? What do you say? Do you walk away after? Do you comfort them? Do you apologize though you’re not really sorry? Do […]