There is a whole lot to write about this week, it would seem. I think it is because I have mad deadlines – I have SO MUCH WORK, so I am suffering through the I-want-to-do-everything-BUT-work syndrome.It’s terrible. And my internet is slow. So even psyching up to do whatever I wanna do… sigh AND I’m […]
So, what’s happening is, I am learning how to drive. I mean, I have a license and everything; I have had one for years. I am not sure why they gave it to me, because I knew and they knew that I couldn’t drive, for a number of reasons:1. I was taught to drive in […]
The scenario: Getting into a lift with 2 older men, 1 who is trying to not be distracted by youthful cleavage and so is making SUPER unnecessary conversation. A: You mean you are still alive?B: What do you mean?A: You haven’t died?B: You can clearly see that I have not died.A: Your day has not […]
OMG guys. Sooooo bored at work.May fall asleep mid post. ANYhue… So Wolverine and I got a spa thingy thing that entailed a massage for an hour.First of all, I don’t like massages. I don’t get them. I think they are painful and slightly unnecessary, and if you do not have an injury, then they […]
starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Margot Robbie and Jonah Hill In a truly surprising turn of events, The Wolf of Wall Street was banned last week from cinemas. The hypocrisy is amusing, seeing as Kama Sutra and other ilk have been shown at cinemas before, and we are the nation who allowed the ‘6 movies 1 ticket’ […]
‘Will you hate me forever if I leave?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Forever, ever, or just till next week?’ ‘Forever.’ ‘Ok, you know no one is capable of hating someone forever.’ ‘Wanna find out?’ I think my boss is taking my resignation personally.
