Tomorrow never comes

Great Sidney Sheldon book. Though to be fair, I can’t think of a single one I did not like. What does that phrase even mean? Isn’t tomorrow here when today is over? Or is it because the statement is never true? I am awake at ungodly hours trying to learn how to type properly and […]

Film: Skyfall

sighs in ecstasy I watched Skyfall yesterday. I was one of the first people in East Africa to do so. I am so glad I am a blogger! Lol. Yo. Y’all do not even understand how good that movie was. It was funny. It was somber. It was action-packed. It was sexy. It was… It […]

Food: Urban Coffee

It takes a combination of balls and stupidity to open up your coffee/cafe thingummy right next to a franchise that has been doing what you are trying to do for years. This is either chutzpah, or you are dumb. I am yet to decide. Urban Coffee is at Capital Centre, the corner before you turn […]

Nostalgia

My girl MM and I sit by a pool, reminiscing about the time she once smoked a blunt the size of a dick. The sun is not out; in fact, it hides behind ominous clouds that are grumbling slightly about having to cohabit. Nonetheless, we are dipping our toes in the freezing water, perversely clinging […]

So I am excited about Skyfall.

HAPPY BOND DAY! I thought I would take this opportunity (Bond Day) to express my extreme excitement over the next entrant into the Bond franchise (note the alliteration). Bond is 50 years old today (the franchise), and I thought we would have a look-see at my favourites… Ah, Sean Connery. They could not have picked […]

Film: Haywire and The Bourne Legacy

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. So, Haywire showed SUCH promise. A movie with several just fantastic actors: Michael Douglas (Romancing the Stone – as I thus age myself. But that was a great movie). Antonio Banderas (Desperado, Puss in Boots, The Mask of Zorro…shwi shwi SHWI!), Michael Fassbender (Prometheus, X-Men: First Class. […]