I am beginning to see the value of a husband. After I escaped the evil clutches of the desert of MORDOR (yes, I lived in Mordor. I refer to it as a desert because there was no water…ever. Turning on taps at work became a favourite pastime to cleanse my soul, because I would be […]
I was talking to the good Lord this morning today about this RAIN ALLTHE FREAKIN TIME thing. I envisioned Him as most people do; anold,wizened trickster with rosy cheeks (the model upon which SantaClaus/St. Nicholas was molded. If Jesus was a swarthy Israeli/hot Arabdude,God could be Dutch and able to yodel – smite me not,ye […]
As I contemplate with my eyes and my mind the brown between my thighs and the way the sun hits your smile just right, I contemplate my future. Our future. That future where there is no us, just me, without you. My heart breaks and reforms only because it must…if I had it my way, […]
THIS LIFE! You will all be pleased to know that I have purchased a few things for my humble abode (I’m really not kidding with the humble part),and I am now the proud owner of several household items,some of which include a torch,a mwiko,not one but FOUR sufurias,and a bed (WITH a mattress!), all of […]
