Grown folk bidness, part 2

Well, it’s here, and I have no idea wtf I am doing. I am moving out tomorrow. I have not packed, I have not planned, and the only things I have bought are: – 3 toothbrushes– Toothpaste (I think Aquafresh. Going back to ma roots)– A secondhand kettle for 1800. Was I ripped off? I […]

Grown folk bidness, part 1

I feel the rush of adulthood churning in my veins!! And thus, dear readers, you all must share it with me, for upon this new frontier that I am planning to traverse, I can have no end of well wishes, prayers, and donations. It has been a long time coming, but finally, opportunity presented itself […]

#Thingsthatareoverrated

It’s all well and good to say I am not going to have children when I’m 14, but when you get to ahem my age, you wouldn’t believe how quickly potential lifetime mates start to fall off the radar after you say that phrase. Problem is, it’s true. I’m not planning on children. Ok, not […]

Because my Life is a Movie.

Before attempting to write a novel (which ended up as 20 chapters of a fantasy world I cannot believe I thought up) and illustrating an alphabet book when I was 5 (which does not count, seeing as it was just illustrating, and, camaaaaan. Everyone knows the plot of those alphabet books. So it doesn’t count. […]

Day 1.

Slowly As you watch it Your heart breaks As he drops it Your breath catches Heartbreak snatches What you thought You once had. Barely crying Slowly dying Now unable to Comprehend What you knew Was coming yet you Ignored what would be The end. So the darkness It begins From your soul From within To […]