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Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Men Tell No Tales

Don’t crucify me when I say that I wanted to watch this again more than I did Wonder Woman. I know how that sounds, but let me explain. My relationship with Pirates of the Caribbean is like mine with Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings, and other such franchises that have gone on for […]

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Movie Review: Wonder Woman

The older I get (I said frailly, balancing on my cane), the less inclined I am to go see a movie with a bunch of other loud, noisy young’uns people. Because part of what ruined Wonder Woman for me (one of the only things, actually) was people talking through it and after it, about it. […]

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Movie Review: The Boss Baby

It’s better than Moana, but not as good as Storks – starring Alec Baldwin, Jimmy Kimmel, Tobey Macguire The Boss Baby imagines a world where babies are either sent into families, or sent into management. Baby management involves very many important things, such as making sure formula is intact and sharpening crayons,and of course, my […]

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Movie Review: King Arthur -Legend Of The Sword

So I watched this Guy Ritchie-directed movie last night and it was worth a good 7 out of 10 in my book – liked it better than Kingsman, less than Kong (agh, what did I give Kong?), mostly because I had watched Everything is a Remix the night before which significantly hampered my ability to […]

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Movie Review: The Fate of the Furious

In summation, the Fate of the Furious is the fate of all the other Fast movies – to go down in history as the perpetual series (movie) which has a lot of fancy shiny fast cars that defy gravity and logic, with lead characters who have one facial expression and the weakest storyline ever cobbled […]

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Series Review: Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 3 – WITH SPOILERS

You know the drill – if you haven’t watched the episode of Game of Thrones, don’t read this review unless you are a masochist. Episode 3 begins with a bang – Jon Snow is alive and breathing, though barely, and looks like a colt trying to remember how to walk. He is immediately brought out […]

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Series: Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 1 Review WITH SPOILERS

  Last night at 9 pm EST Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 1 premiered on HBO, and by morning, Kenyans all over the interwebs were already spoiling it. I’m joining that legion but with a spoiler alert, which is what civil humans do. A few things that were left hanging from the close of […]

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