crushes

You know, if all our crushes acted in real life the way they do on screen, it would be much easier to maintain the crush. For instance, I have been avoiding a couple of interviews from Black Panther. I mean sure, Black Panther aka a now tired Chadwick Boseman is the star of Black Panther, […]

on disappointment

I feel far too tired to comment on Black Panther today, but hopefully during the week, Emmanuel, I’ll have the energy to write a thesis about it. Because that’s what it must be, really. A thesis. That being said, the accents heavily disappointed me to the point that when I see any memes of Forrest […]

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Movie Review: Justice League

The reviews are terrible, but this one isn’t – Justice League really hit the spot for me. And boy, have the reviews been bad. I mean, there are actually people out there who like Thor:Ragnarok more than this. I tend to think that I am speaking objectively as a Batman fan as opposed to a […]

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Movie Review: Thor Ragnarok

Let’s be honest; after Thor: The Dark World, there was really nowhere to go back up. That ham-fisted depiction of a superhero torn between two worlds held in place by a girl is overdone. If you’re going to do the same story again, you had best do it better, or at least with a modicum […]

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Series Review: Big Little Lies

If there is a series you should watch next if you haven’t already, it’s Big Little Lies. Basically Reese Witherspoon was tired of women always looking like they don’t have the solutions every time they ask what the solution should be (even though they know what it is, because, in her words, have you ever […]

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Movie Review: Geostorm

I walked into Planet Media at Westgate expecting absolutely nothing from Geostorm and was pleasantly surprised. Aside from conflicts that were to easily solved and what I consider Gerard Butler’s sub-standard acting (ducks to avoid rocks from 300 lovers) it was actually a pretty entertaining movie. Geostorm is exactly what it sounds like – a […]

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Movie Review: Baby Driver

Look, Baby Driver isn’t for everyone, ok? It certainly wasn’t for me. (super mild spoilers ahead but no direct plot points, just vague exclamations) This is the thing, if you like Edgar Wright movies (the director/writer dude) then there’s a good chance that you will like this one too. He’s the guy who’s behind Scott […]

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