My child found my vibrator…

My child found my vibrator. “Hii ni nini?” he asked of Rodger, my rabbit. “Ni ya kuhesasize? Nitachukua nifanye nayo up-down.” You didn’t understand the second part? He wanted to exercise with the toy, and execute a number of thrusters, no pun intended. It took everything I had not to burst out laughing. I calmly […]

exercise shaming

I don’t like this exercise thing. I know I need to start liking it for my 50 year old (curvy, richer) self. But listen. LISTEN, LINDA. MAN’S NOT HOT. I kid. Listen. Exercise isn’t fun. It doesn’t look good. I don’t get a rush doing it. I don’t look forward to doing it. Si fundyms. […]

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